“Why do all my shirts have stupid things on them?”
Elmo's Pelt
How Stylish: Stylish like instead of unleashing her grief and rage on Warren, Buffy, and Giles, she instead went down to 123 Sesame Street and skinned Elmo. Talk about bored now.
Perfect Occasion: Child's birthday party.
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Inedible Cotton Candy
How Stylish: Stylish like you really, really want to be a Polly Pocket, but you're not because you're a human, but dammit, you're gonna try anyway.
Perfect For: Asserting your senior privileges, in high school or the nursing home.
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Moldy Citrus Fruit
How Stylish: Stylish like you're going to the library, but you think someone special might be there, so you think the best way to catch their eye is to put on this little ditty that reminds them of a produce section that hasn't been checked out in awhile.
Perfect For: Defending an endangered species or a newly resurrected Chumash tribe.
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This.
How Stylish: Stylish like you're about to give a really interesting presentation on the chopsticks you brought home from Mongolian Barbecue because you're in second grade, and you want to impress.
Perfect For: Becoming a student teacher even though you're only in eleventh grade.
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