There would definitely be a Tinder demon.
1. Cordelia would own a Kylie Jenner Lip Kit.
2. And be low-key Instagram famous.
3. Anya would wear a "misandry" T-shirt on the regular.
4. Jonathan would have a brilliant but under-appreciated Twitter account.
5. Xander would try to become a Vine star.
6. He'd also spend a lot of time on Reddit, and his username would be NobodysButtMonkey.
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7. Harmony would say "literally" in all her Facebook posts.
8. And be super into spinning.
9. Buffy would love to point out the inaccuracies in all the Marvel superhero movies.
10. But she'd be a huge Jessica Jones fan.
11. Giles would be addicted to Making a Murderer and really admire Dean Strang.
12. Willow would binge-watch every season of Orange Is the New Black.
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